Thursday, February 10, 2005

New Rule

Anyone who, with a straight face, uses the phrase "in the now," or talks about having an object "have a conversation with the space," is automatically booted from my universe.



Third Base Line said...

*snicker* So, um...who used the second phrase, anyway? Someone needs Feng Shui deprogramming.

I'm booting anyone who uses "office" or "agenda" as a verb.

Fourth pew, center said...

Actually, both phrases were used by "artists" who are in some taxpayer-funded program regarding art and a garbage dump.

Yep, "office" is another one. I HAVE an office, but I flatly refuse TO office.