Friday, January 21, 2005

Stupid Evangelical Tricks, January '05 Edition

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Conservative Christian groups accuse the makers of a video starring SpongeBob SquarePants, Barney and a host of other cartoon characters of promoting homosexuality to children.

Oh, my goodness, where to begin? What can you say about a mindset -- and I use the word "mind" loosely -- that even thinks of crap like this? Didn't they get laughed at enough when Jerry Falwell "outed" one of the Teletubbies?

THESE ARE KIDS' CARTOON CHARACTERS, FER-CRYIN'-OUT-LOUD!!!!! What's next? Don't Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd hang out together an awful lot? (Ooohh, there's one for this crowd -- bestiality!) How about Bugs & Daffy Duck? Or Wiley Coyote and the Road Runner? Don't you think that if Wiley was REALLY serious about it, he'd have caught that darn bird by now? What's going on behind the scenes, huh? Why are they so intent on making us believe that WC is chasing RR when he's obviously not? Hmmm?

Don't EVEN bring up Batman and Robin; I mean, jeesh, can you get any more obvious? And what about the Fantastic Four? Aren't those weirdos just a little TOO chummy?

Ya know, I'm beginning to wonder about Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson . . .

1 comment:

Third Base Line said...

I always wonder what these rabid homophobes are running from, y'know? "Don't look at me--look at THEM! THEY'RE the evil ones! There's nothing wrong with ME, no sir!!"