Go to time.com and vote for Mother Nature for Person of the Year, 2005.
1) This award is for the "person or persons who most affected the news and our lives, for good or for ill," during the past year. From the tsunami to hurricanes to earthquakes to tornados, Mother Nature certainly qualifies more than any of the other nominees listed.
2) Can't you just hear the fundies screaming? "You're promoting paganism!!!"
Anything that raises their blood pressure is, as Martha would say, A Good Thing.